Saturday, December 27, 2008

Obama to Cheezburgercat "Yes, You Can Has Cheezburger"



Washington, DC

President-Elect Obama met with cabinet members on Capitol Hill today to discuss his agenda for his first year as President of the United States.

Issues discussed included foreign policy, trade agreements, the war in Iraq, and the possible assignment of cheezburgers to hungry cats everywhere.



"You ask me if we can, as a country united, has cheezburger, and my answer is simple...yes, we can has cheezburger!" Obama spoke before the Senate House committee on an historic day and made the declaration of cheezburger dispersal official. "Yes, we can."

President-Elect Obama made positive remarks regarding his plans for cheezburger benefits including that it is the fundamental God-given right of every cat to 'has' a cheezburger and that he will do everything within in his power to make the dreams of all cats and kittens come true during this, his first term.

"Keep in mind that I may not get everything I want to see accomplished done all within in my first term," Obama stated regarding cheezburgers "but let me just be clear on this, I will try." As seen below, Obama was asked by a member of the cabinet just how thick said cheezburgers would be, "This thick." he replied.


President-Elect Obama says cheezburgers will be "This thick."

The 47-year-old, first-term senator from Illinois shattered more than 200 years of history on election night by winning as the first African-American president of the United States.

He is a strong supporter of cheezburgers for everycat and vows to help with tax breaks to 95% of all Americats as well as a two-fold increase in both yarn and string incentives.

"Again, let me be clear, I want everyone to be able to has cheezburger..." Obama declared "...not just big businesses, not just Wall Street fat cats, but the average Joe the Plumberdog too." He also spoke directly with the famed Cheezburger cat, sometimes referred to as the 'laughing cat' or 'happy cat' when he spoke. Cheezburger cat is the current elected National representative for the Foundation for Cheezburger Awareness (FCA), and represents the greater burger interests for all cats and LOLcats.


Cheezburger cat is anxiously awaiting the promised Cheezburger Reform

White House speakercat Cuddles held a press conference to announce Obamacat's intentions and received a standing ovation. "This is an historic day for America." he noted.

"A President-Elect we all love, cherish, and admire has now given us hope for the future." Cuddles was cheered on as he spoke the word so many had hoped to hear, "Change is here. Cheezburgers are here. God Bless America, it is a good day to be a cat."

Joe the Plumberdog could not be reached for comment.



Copyright Sharyn Thoma-Guay

6 comments:

zooyorker said...

The best news since he won! Happy day for Cheezburger Cats!

Anonymous said...

I luv u cheezburger cat

JCAdams said...

Jeez, someone give her a job at a newspaper this is funny stuff~!

Anonymous said...

This is so funny. Everyone in my office has been asking..did you see that article with Obama and the cheeseburger cat. Now I finally get it. Awesome, thanks.

walrus99 said...

Obama is a socialist! (I'd move to a socialist country, Sweden, Denmark or Norway in a sec. if I could.)

"Again, let me be clear, I want everyone to be able to has cheezburger..." Obama declared "...not just big businesses, not just Wall Street fat cats, but the average Joe the Plumbercat too."

You ask me if we can, as a country united, has cheezburger, and my answer is simple...yes, we can has cheezburger!"

If every cat knows "he can has cheezburger" is a right, not a privilege, all our cats are lost to us. Thank cat he hasn't made any such unamerican promise to the dogs......yet

Anonymous said...

You did it again!!!!!! Love it!