Monday, March 16, 2009

Jennifer Aniston Dumped By John Mayer’s Cat



Hollywood, CA

The on-again, off-again relationship between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer’s cat, Johnny, has come to an end, again.

Love has slipped through Jennifer Aniston's fingers in the last few days. Rumor has it that the beauty has been dumped by her musician boyfriend, Johnny. Rumors are abuzz all over the world that the 31-year-old singer has told the former Friends star, 40, that their relationship was finally over when she returned home from visiting the UK to promote comedy flick Marley & Me.

"They had some disagreements about litter and catnip use and decided to not continue to see each other," said a local cat. "Jen is moving on with her life like she always does. She seems happy,” the source added.


Jen met Johnny, above, and fell instantly in love

“Look, he just wasn’t that into her.” another cat said. “She wanted him declawed so that he wouldn’t mess up her furniture, and Johnny was a smart cat and wanted no part of that.”

There had long been rumor in the tabloids that Jen wanted a litter of kittens with Johnny, and preferably before or during her 40th year. “Johnny has a reputation as a ladies’ cat.” said a friend of his, “She was out to fix a gaping hole in her heart left by Mr. Pitt and Johnny seemed a great answer to her.”

This is not the first time Aniston and Mayer have split. In August of 2008, they called it quits. At the time Johnny held an impromptu press conference outside his gym in New York, explaining to the media: "I ended a relationship to be alone because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."

During her trip, the He's Just Not That Into You actress recently told a magazine: “Who ever said every relationship has to last forever?”


Aniston was seen yesterday in the arms of an unknown dog

Perhaps the more interesting fact is that Jennifer Aniston has told friends that she dumped Johnny and not the other way around. “She said it all came down to sleeping habits.” a source revealed, “Johnny was a musician and a cat, he slept all hours of the day, sometimes 20 hours or more.” Aniston’s publicists will be quick to put the flames out on any and all such rumors. “She also didn’t like cat litter being tracked around her new home in Malibu. She is a perfectionist and she hated that he was so young and messy.”

She is said to be much angered by reports that she was dumped by Johnny. The pair attended the Oscars last month as seen in the photo above, but according to 'The Sun', their older woman-younger cat relationship "went cold" shortly after the ceremony. A source added: “They had a great time at the Oscars, but he seemed to go cold right after. It’s humiliating. To say her feelings are hurt is an understatement.”


John Mayer said his cat thought Aniston was "too clingy."

Aniston was seen yesterday in the arms of an unknown canine companion, trying to soothe the pain of a broken heart in the arms of dog? Even Johnny's owner, musician John Mayer, said "Hey man, even my cat couldn't stand her clinginess."

Copyright Sharyn Thoma-Guay

11 comments:

Still At Work said...

A DOUBLE-SHOT monday!!!

First the Angelina story and now Jen Aniston! Double trouble.

Maybe Brad, who got caught with the nanny, will go back to the newly dumped Jen???

Anonymous said...

well, this is...different.

:)

Ben Harper, WA DC. said...

I like to drink wine and read the Gazette.

It is better than the real news on TV.

jimmy and carli said...

Never date a singer, just telling ya how it is.

jimmy and carli said...

ya'll know?

no names here! said...

I NO LIKE HER ANYWAYZ!!!!!!!!

Katie and Da Katz said...

soundz like jennifur liks goggiez nao.

=^..^=

Karen Jo said...

Too funny! I am glad that the cat decided against the litter idea. She is woefully ill-equipped to feed a litter.

pughy said...

Hi, thanks for visiting my blog very nice to see you. But no not going over to the doggie side lol, I just visit with them, my love is pusscats and always has been. I love all animals but my favourite has to be the cat. Special!!!!!
GJ x

The Island Cats said...

She shouldn't be messin' with the dogs...what's Johnny gonna think??

sad, sad, sad said...

poor jen, all those bad movie title too. They all come true or haunt her..a curse.

Rumor Has It
Friends With Money
Derailed
The Good Girl
Picture Perfect
The Break Up
He's Just Not That Into You

and next...the Baster??? sad.