Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Donald Trump Fires Cat For Being A "Smartass" On Latest Celebrity Apprentice



New York, NY

This past week, on a show known for hard core celebrity name-dropping and back-stabbing galore, a local cat has been fired for being a “smartass.”

Sammy Meezers, a 4-year-old, neutered, Seal Point Siamese, had long dreamed of being one of the Manhattan business elite. When he snagged a chance role to appear as a contestant on Donald Trump’s television show, “The Apprentice,” he was ecstatic.

Sammy joined Dennis Rodman, Clint Black, Annie Duke, and Joan and Melissa Rivers in competing against each other to make successful ad campaigns for a company called LifeLock.

Sammy reportedly quickly grew bored of the show and instead of participating, he sat on contestants’ laps or played solitaire.


The popular show features much drama, many advertisements, and Donald Trump's Hair

“This show is not about business or marketing,” said Sammy, “This is free publicity for LifeLock and for Donald Trump at our expense. This show is one big long commercial being fed into your brain as you watch it.”

“Seriously, if Donald Trump says ‘you’re fired,’ - who cares?” Sammy stated to the Gazette, “He is no longer a huge success himself or he’d never be doing a reality T.V. show. And that hair - I mean what is that? I have hair like that, but not on my head, you know what I'm saying?"

“Sammy said things we all wanted to say,” said Dennis Rodman, a contestant and teammate of Sammy’s, “He has got the guts none of us here have, or else we’d admit that were stupid to be trashing our own good images on this show.”


Sammy reportedly boldly referred to Trump as a ‘failed mogul with very scary hair'

Sammy was fired after repeatedly being told once again to stop playing solitaire and help the team come up with ideas for the LifeLock pamphlet. Instead, he purred, curled up on Clint Black’s lap and fell asleep.

Donald Trump and his Hair fired young Sammy last Sunday, after Sammy refused to finish the LifeLock pamphlet. Mr. Trump said, “That cat is gutsy, and I respect that, but there is a fine line between gutsy and smartass, and Sammy is a smartass. I told him, ‘you’re fired.’”

Sammy shook off the firing in front of a television audience of millions of viewers and was seen entering Clint’s trailer later on that evening.

Copyright Sharyn Thoma-Guay
Cat Photo Courtesy: Sammy Meezers

22 comments:

Gretchen and Mike said...

Hey, this is a cute site. I love it! Thanks for the award. I'll post it when mom bean lets me have the computer again. Hopefully, soon.

Nice to meet you...G

Anonymous said...

I love it "Donald Trump and his Hair..."

The Meezers said...

OH. MY. COD!!! IT's MEEE!!!
(and it is SOOOO me!)

Sammy

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

Oh my God!! It's Sammy and we love Sammy!!
Your FL furiends,
and Maverick

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, we love this story about Sammy Meezer. We know Sammy is interested in aliens but we didn't know he is a smartass. The things we learn on this site!

Jessie and Kallee said...

I think he may be a smartass but he is cute too. some headshots maybe, a career in tv??

Tuck said...

I love this story about Sammy!!

Country Cats said...

Sammy will find success despite being fired by Donald Trump and his Hair.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yup, we think Sammy speaks (and acts) for all us cats...who cares. Trump and his hair (if dat's what it really is) should be da ones fired. His show sucks, almost as much as him.

PinkynAsh said...

What a nice story about Sammy. We loved the part abut him laying on laps and playing Solitaire.

Karen Jo said...

I love this article about Sammy. It is just so true.

pughy said...

OMC I just love this, I look for my morning laugh every day. Keep up the good work.

Hugs GJ and Carol x

Alex the Blogging Kat said...

O! I likez dat! My hoomin bean he sayz dat dat Donald iz a smartz assie!

Gandalf and Grayson said...

You really captured the essence of Sammy Meezer! hahaha!

Noll's Nip said...

A 'failed mogul' with really weird hair ;) Way to call 'em Sammy!

Zeus said...

Very nicely done! Sammy more than likely just realized it was time to move on to better things. After all, he didn't want to be associated with the likes of that crew.

The Creek Cats said...

LOL!! Just keeps getting better with every article!
Sure sounds like Sammy Meezer to us!

The Crew said...

Sammy, don't worry...all your friends are with you on this!!

Max said...

Poor Sammy... he coulda been a contendah...

The Island Cats said...

We're sure Sammy will find another reality show to star on...

Eric and Flynn said...

Wow! We never knew Sammy was a Smartass. Do you have study really hard to be a smartass? Maybe we could learn how to be one.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Yoo tell 'em Sammy!!!